Pay Attention

Handle with extreme care.
Beware of Dog.
Follow instructions carefully
Use only as directed.
No other warranty expressed or implied.
Batteries not included.

Contents may settle during shipment.
If this is an emergency hang up and dial 9-1-1.
May be too intense for some viewers.
For recreational use only.
If condition persists, consult your physician.
Subject to change without notice.

No postage necessary if mailed in the United States.
This call may be monitored for quality control.
Closed on Jewish Holy Days.
No stopping on bridge.
Warning: Warranty void if any seal, label or screw is removed.
For physician use only, not for patient use.

Peel off protective sheet before using.
May be hazardous to health if consumed in excessive quantities.
Present Coupon Before Ordering.
Not valid with other offers.
As seen on TV.
Turn lane only.

One size fits all.
No Nudity on beach or in pool.
Suitable for people with diabetes.
Rechargeable Batteries Only.
Microwave in use.
Return to sender, no forwarding.

Machine wash gentle cycle- cold water, dry flat.
Do not fold, spindle or mutilate. 
IMPORTANT! You Must Charge Your Product Prior To Use!
Falling rock.
Lost ticket pays maximum rate.
Area under Electronic Surveillance.

On the Dharma path, there is one and only one foundational directive with which to embark . . . Pay Attention.